Monday, December 6, 2010
Dear Santa (Bring Me A Man This Christmas)
Longtime FESTIVE! fans may have noticed that as we've matured (i.e. grown older), we've actually gotten less "adult." Back issues of the original zine included my holiday-themed slash fiction about Joey Fatone of N*Sync, or my treatment for a pornographic film starring Donnie Russo as Santa Claus. You're less likely to find such content since FESTIVE! went digital; I'd rather not be remembered for celebrating that kind of "blue" Christmas in a such a public forum. Lord knows, I've embarrassed myself being "naughty" online enough in the past. But since Dategirl gave FESTIVE! a nice plug in the Seattle Weekly online today, I thought I'd post the above, just so I could feel like I had some *ahem* sexy content on the site.